Category: Your Weekly Kusoge
Hooters Road Trip
A great many things could be said about the Hooters franchise, hardly any of them good. For those readers who …
Sonic’s Schoolhouse
It might not be entirely fair to single out an educational game for this sort of article. It’s entirely fair, …
Horror Zombies from the Crypt
Horror Zombies from the Crypt – ah, if that title doesn’t spell exquisite home entertainment of the highest order. You know …
Gokuu Densetsu: Magic Beast Warriors
Mortal Kombat had a huge influence on practically every fighting game developed in America. In the mid-90s, the market was flooded …
Franko: The Crazy Revenge
In the early 90s, the success of games like Final Fight, Golden Axe and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the …
Pyongyang Racer
There is nothing that decaying communist dictatorships love like tourism. The Republic of Cuba is a striking example of this …
Don’t Buy This: Five of the Worst Games Ever
Released in the UK on the 1st of April 1985, costing £2.50 and coming on audio cassette tape, Don’t Buy This is …
Operation Body Count
The first thing we see is “Operation Body Count” rendered in bloody text, accompanied by an unnerving broadcast about a …
Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi
On paper, a Star Wars fighting game sounds like a terrific concept. After all, some of the most famous parts of all …
Paris-Dakar Rally Special
Let’s be honest: Paris-Dakar Rally race car drivers don’t get paid nearly enough. Even with all of the sponsorship money, …
Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool
Chester Cheetah, the Cheetos-loving cool cat, was something of a product of the nineties. Cool shades? Attitude? You got it! …
Record of Agarest War
In Japan, Idea Factory (アイディアファクトリー) is so renowned for making kusoge it’s affectionately referred to as Idea Fuck (アイディアファック); not …
Koneko Monogatari
The publisher Pony Canyon had a reputation for making terrible games for the Famicom, and Koneko Monogatari is no different. …
