Koneko Monogatari
The publisher Pony Canyon had a reputation for making terrible games for the Famicom, and Koneko Monogatari is no different. …
Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator is a joke. A deliberate kusoge. It also wasn’t meant to be sold to the public. After making their …
Virtual Hydlide
Hydlide attempted to enter the third dimension with Virtual Hydlide, released in the early days of the Sega Saturn, and published in …
Future Wars
Founded in 1988, French development studio Delphine International gained worldwide recognition through their two cinematic action games, Out of This World and Flashback. …
Super Monkey Daibouken
“Nagai tabi ga hajimaru…” (“The long journey begins…”) proclaims the opening text of Super Monkey Daibouken. And boy, are they …
Cruise for a Corpse
Delphine’s third and final adventure game is a murder mystery, one heavily inspired by the works of Agatha Christie. The …
Blackstone Chronicles
You’d be forgiven for mistaking Blackstone Chronicles as a rip-off of The 7th Guest. After all, they’re both solitary journeys into abandoned estates …
7th Dragon 2020
7th Dragon 2020 is a fairly significant departure from its predecessor – it changes the setting from a generic fantasy world …
Corpse Killer
Corpse Killer is another largely insufferable FMV game from the creative Digital Pictures team, who were nothing if not prolific. …
7th Dragon
Although the first person dungeon crawler was an immensely popular genre in the 80s, with titles like Wizardry, The Bard’s Tale, and Might …
Otomedius Excellent
Otomedius wasn’t exactly a fan favorite when it came out, but it must’ve done well enough for Konami to justify a …
