Snapplevania
By Mr. DNA

Intro:
        Since the begining of time, the forces of Good have played a
never ending game of electric football with the forces of Evil. Evil
would pull down Good's pants and throw them in a tree, snag in Good's
Rambo lunchbox, steal all of Good's Loverboy tapes and use up all of
Good's toilet paper and not tell him about it. Well, anyway, Evil was
always pulling wacky-assed tricks on Good, and one of the wackiest
had to be Count Spatula. Count Spatula was a Vampire...sort of. He had
to exist on the very essence of life itself....Strawberry Quick.
         This didn't make him very popular with the villagers, who made
their living in the Quick mines of Spamsilvania. Count Spatula couldn't
help the fact that he needed Quick to survive, and even offered to
share his vast fortune of Golden Grahms with the villagers in exchange
for the Quick he so needed. It mattered not. After a few decades of
begging and pleading, Spatula became a little miffed. So miffed, in
fact, that in the dead of night he would go the village and.........
tickle the villagers. Yes, I know what you must be thinking. Someone
had to put a stop to it. And who would this be? Why, none other than
Semin Bullmount ("Pippy" to his friends), expert Vampire Hunter and
three year spelling bee champ, of course!
          So begins a tale of acshon, suspinse, and bad spelling.
          So begins the tale of.........Snapplevania!