Artist: Berigan Album: The Slogra Berigan MP4 Song: The REAL Slim Sloggy Written and typed by: Sinyaso@aol.com (And Sinyaso@juno.com) Last Edited: 6-19-2000 To the tune of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem on /The Marshall Mathers LP/. [INTRODUCTION] Ogenki desu ka? Attention undivided, onegaishimasu. I said...I SAID SHUT UP--arigatogozaimashita. Will the real Slim Sloggy please stand up? I said, will the real Slim Sloggy please stand up? Heh. We've got problems. [VERSE 1] Don't lie like you and I've never battled before A dinosaur in CastleVania 4 was attacking your bore Like the chimps Dixie and Kiddy by a ripsaw Spear, drop, and a beak sharp as 'chikushaw'. "Mastah Sligga's THE MAN!" "Look, Slogra plus Jigga equals Sligga, get it?" So Doctor Wily said... nothing, INBRED! Doctor Wily's head dangles on a spinal thread! Slog in Japan known as Berigan, "Tikka-tikka-tikka Slim Sloggy he's borey Runs on sixteen, thirty-two bits when Symphony of the Night hit" Damn straight, I'm the one you're referring to, ----!!! Hai, Nippon's probably gotta lotta anime you're stating Is really perverted while you sit there watching it, and ------------. Lotta times Roman wants to bash on A-O-L but can't be, But it's okay for B-P say on his G-B: "Yur website really sux! Ur websight rilly sux! And when I go on welfair I will get sum of ur bucks!" The e-mail that we try to send to all the little kids Says that the world ain't as clucked up as it actually is. Hey, they're gonna know what Hentai is By the time that they're nine, they've all got the internet right? Hai, so then what is Hentai? Well, Hentai is Slogra in a room with Molly, Maria, and two Blue Venuses We can Bump and Grind all night like R Kelly, Then tomorrow morning beat the Skull Knight and Melvin at skelzey. But if you feel like the Knight then your sword's been drawn. Bunnies shoot torpedos off, sing the chorus to my song! 01:23s [PSEUDO-HOOK] I'm Slim Sloggy the only real Sloggy Since you other Slim Sloggies are really too foggy So won't the real Slim Sloggy please rise up? Leap right up? Beak right up? Cuz I'm Slim Sloggy the-one-and-only All you other Slip Shoddies rea-lly annoy me So won't all the bootlegs please get out? Exit now? Leave my house? [VERSE 2] Pikachu don't gotta carry a weapon to sell his NES tapes. Well I do, so PIKA him and CHU you, too. Think I give a Digi bout a Mon, man? Cuz one thing I can't stansk is a Pokeymon fan. "But Slogra what if you're in, uh, Shin Dracula X?" WHY? You guys gonna love me for my special attacks Then rank me next to Pokemon or F-Zero-X Chi, Nurse Joy better wear jeans when I'm on scene Or I'll be the first one to solve her covered mystery Of how many vac-cines she just took up in the -------. Stupid Misty is the one who really pissed me off Said, "he can't evolve or any of that stuff". I should download her B-G on M-I-D Then tell Saffron City how Berigan C-D'd. I'm slamming on the catch 'em philosophy All it does is peeve me, So I'm here to scrape this like Ghostface. Hundred fifty one evolve, wishing to be more than me, To beak like me Blast like me, toast like me, jump, slide, and even last like me But only me is the Dinosaur Knight, G! 02:27s [PSEUDO-HOOK] I'm Slim Sloggy the only one Sloggin' All you other Slime Suckaz are really annoyin' So won't the true haters just shut your trap? Turn around. Or get smacked. Since Slim Sloggy's known as THE Slogra All you other Pokeymons should not even bother So won't the real Digimon please rise up? Warp Digivolve, back me up? [VERSE 3] I bought a fansub tape of Neo Ranga Because I can't afford buy the manga Since Majesco sold you Super C-V four for nine The difference is fifty and it was bought online, A monochromatic manual with no color, The box duplicated by a DeMoire laser. See me at Stage B-3, so let's just dance and see Who is hotter than a thousand percent of you monsters out, chi While you wonder why kids parent parents for a stupid card kit. That's loose, cuz at the rate of Slogra's stamina, I'll be the best boss of the next CastleVania Backin' up Drac rushin' till you're outta axes And I'm stabbin an I'm slammin but the Dolphin modchip just stopped functionin' Every dinosaur becomes a Berigan Doppelganger Slashing mister Actraiser, like a razor splits paper Or in the Lost World of J-P-eleven in the midst of fifth avenue Roarin' "I don't give a WHAT like we don't give a WHAT", cool, But, will the real Sloggy please stand up, stick, all three claws on each hand up Be loud cuz you can't be stopped, lost control, So 'One More Final', this is it, NO MORE RECITAL!!! 03:31s [PSEUDO-HOOK] I'm Slim Sloggy the only real Sloggy Since you other Slim Sloggies are really too foggy So won't the real Slim Sloggy please rise up? Leap right up? Beak right up? I'm Slim Sloggy the only real Sloggy Since you other Slim Sloggies are really too foggy So won't the real Digimon please rise up? Warp Digivolve, back me up? 03:49s [PSEUDO-HOOK: w/flute instrument towards end of beat] I AM THE RE--AL SLIM SLO-GGY I AM THE RE--AL SLIM SLO-GGY I AM THE RE--AL SLIM SLO-GGY I AM THE RE--AL SLIM SLO-GGY [FADE-OUT DIALOGUE/SHOUTS] Forget it. Get the /Marshall Mathers LP/. Do yourself a favor, chi... Hawk and SNA... Adje Dogg, Champ, Mikes... Reginaaaald... Jame-Z... Skittles never forget Ruri...